Does anybody end up in Malta, Montana by mistake? I don’t think so. You’ve really got to make an effort to end up 70 miles from the nearest McDonald’s and 90 miles from the closest Wal-Mart (in opposite directions, I might add). Malta could be considered the middle of nowhere, except when you’re here, you’re somewhere. Sure, you’re somewhere that none of your friends will probably ever visit. You’re somewhere that will never end up on the pages of a travel magazine. But that’s exactly why I drove due-east for the better part of two days — to end up […]